majorlykira:

this is ridiculously beautiful?

scaredystark said: I WILL RATE ALL THE MEAT ON A SCALE OF DICK

"i give this t-bone a Chris Evans’ Junk out of 5"

scaredystark said: I’M COMING OVER FOR MEATFEST

I WILL INVITE ONLY MY MUSCLIEST DUDE FRIENDS SO IT WILL BE BEEFCAKE AND GOOD STEAK

some of my friends call darby a “beef heiress” and those words together are so funny to me

we have so much amazing beef from darby’s ranch in our freezer we could cook with it every week and be set for like four or five months

thesabbit: Hey Bub I dreamed you were a Catbus like the one in My Neighbor Totoro!

bublog:

Like this?

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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ryanvoid:

superneutrality:

*******:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

unbelievable. this is not butter