I also deeply appreciate that dam-funk shouts “bridge!” before going to the bridge even though it’s just him onstage
there are dudes in this little dragon crowd who are just holding up their cellphones with pictures of lobsters and snails on the screen and I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY. are they trying to summon the rest of their crew? “Just look for the lobster and make your way there”?? Are they some kind of newfangled wonder twins???? Idgi
Also it’d be totally chill it my kidneys stopped hurting
bryst I’m digging into stormlight archive and it’s super great but if Sanderson succumbs to the mid-series momentum drop that 90% of fantasy epics succumb to then books 4 and 5 are gonna end up being like 5000 pages of bitter handwringing
My guts are rebelling against my happiness send help
Turns out pop tarts are way grosser when you’re not high.