My guts are rebelling against my happiness send help

Turns out pop tarts are way grosser when you’re not high.

Maybe find a better pickup line, DAD

rendigo:

beesmygod:

hellaciousbrother:

mistomaxo:

lymphonodge:

andrewjscherman:

zooophagous:

North American River Otters

babies

lime dogs

water worm dog

aquatic fur lizard

please get this cat tube out of the water

bless u fuzzy noodle soup

(via boundtothesea)

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

(via dogjpeg)

darkfriesiannight:

Showtime!
Andreas Thomsen, Germany

"i am also horse"
-dog

darkfriesiannight:

Showtime!


Andreas Thomsen, Germany

"i am also horse"

-dog

(via sociallyineptburrito)

dancingwithleland:

I heard a whimpering in the living room so I came out and this dumb asshole was somehow perched on a chair and COULDN’T GET DOWN

dancingwithleland:

I heard a whimpering in the living room so I came out and this dumb asshole was somehow perched on a chair and COULDN’T GET DOWN

(via cumwitch)